ORIGIN OF SPECIES
A NEW COCKTAIL SERIES
Ever thought that it’s actually your inevitable evolutionary instinct to be sitting in this bar, at this exact moment in time, consuming fine alcohol? We propose that it’s simply your Darwinian evolution that led you here. Stop fighting nature, sit back, accept your fate, and in the process, enjoy every second of it.
We are all on the March of Progress to oblivion. It’s been a long journey and, fortunately for humanity, we have found comfort and support in the joys and wonder of alcohol.
Alcohol predates writing. In fact, we were imbibing wine from rice, honey and fruit over 9,000 years ago. Over that time we have evolved into advanced human beings. Confusingly, we seem to forget most of that development in a matter of hours at Stockton and resort to our inner primate.
Let’s raise a glass to this microcosm of evolution that takes place every night at Stockton. Remember this is nature’s fault, you are free from guilt and therefore, your behaviour and subsequent ramifications should all firmly be placed on humanity’s natural evolution.
Bravo, for pointing that out Charles.